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my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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