as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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