I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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