the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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