Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Found the puke drawer
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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