sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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