Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just cropdusted the office
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The power of my boobs compel you
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