And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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