She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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