Dual....:-)
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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