im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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