she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it glows. i had to have it.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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