It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Randomize