if you like me you must not know who I am
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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