It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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