There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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