Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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