Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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