Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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