physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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