is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Randomize
