i jhust puked up my retainher.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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