Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
