If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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