My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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