his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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