I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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