did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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