I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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