if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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