Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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