is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And then my night got REAL pukey
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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