I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize