is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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