We're like a lot better than the average bears
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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