just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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