Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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