Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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