awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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