Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
