What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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