It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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