i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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