3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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