you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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