my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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