NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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