Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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