Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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