is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cannot find my penis.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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