booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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