Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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