Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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