Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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